* Not Me Monday …

Posted on January 26th, 2009 by melinda in "Not Me Monday"

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Welp my peeps we have safely landed at our third week of “Not Me Monday” here on our little blog.

So what was it that your chick a dee blog composer absolutely did not do this week? Sit back, relax, kick your shoes off and I will enlighten you. This week, I did not have a fantabuously wonderful vacation day on Monday, the reason I did not enjoy it at all was because under no circumstances did I sleep really really late & then proceed to stay in my pajama’s the entire day, only to take a bath & put on clean pj’s just in time for bed. And after said bathing I did not run to the door every 72 seconds to see if it was still snowing, that would have been a bit childish & I certainly never act childish, I am 40 for pete’s sake not 4. Also, I did not in any way shape or form continue to be psychotic & change my blog theme several times throughout the week, causing my ever so patient brother much aggrivation … do you know why I didn’t do that? Because I am firm & unwavering in my decisions concerning the appearance of my blog, so why would I ever feel the need for change? You peeps must’ve just imagined that there were angels on here at some point this week, I dunno, maybe you should get your eyes examined. Most importantly this week, there is no way on earth that I nearly feel out & screamed like a giddy little girl after her first kiss when “The Mckmama” left not 1 but 2 comments on my blog. I did not immediately summons Richard & Anna to come read it or text Chrisi & tell her to read it. How silly would that have been, especially since it was like midnight thirty & they were all in bed asleep. No decent wife or mother would have done such a thing. I possitively did not enjoy reading all the name that bird contest entries, you peeps did not make me giggle, especially not my children whom I did not witness have a knock down drag out over the suggestion of the Bird’s new name, Lynard. And in the process of not doing all that other stuff, I did not guilt prod my friend Heather into participating in my first ever “Freaky Friday” post, that would not have been a very nice thing for me to do, so I simply didn’t do it, it was all her idea, yep, she begged me to let her be me for a day & post on my blog, shame on her. And then Cathy begged me to let her be next (ok, so maybe that did not happen exactly that way either) So now, speaking of shameful peeps, what is it that you absolutely, possitively did not do this week? Go on, click on the comment box and fess’ up. I promise I will not get one ounce of pleasure from reading your shortcomings of the past week … yea, I am so “not” lying right to your precious little peep faces right this very second.


3 Comments on “* Not Me Monday …”

  1. chrisi

    more people should really participate in this…it is quite relieving. here it goes:
    this week, i absolutely did not read the first half of the book thief. it was not the first book i’ve read for school and actually enjoyed either…because everyone knows how much i lovvve to read. i did not go from having very blonde hair to dark brown hair either. why would i do that? i did not tell eric that i would do wednesday night children’s service either. why would i want to help kids? i do not enjoy working with kids and i am not excited about it. which is why i am not working towards an elementary education degree. i did not work this weekend. i did not have another wonderful week.

  2. courtney

    I absolutely did not read the entire twilight series in the past month, shirking other responsibilities. I also did not love them; nor did it make me feel like a 15 year old girl.

  3. Amy Barnes

    I did not enjoy watching the snow fall. I did not call my mom hysterically like a little girl that has never seen snow before. I so am not lazy and I so did not make Rodney go to the horses this week b/c I really wanted to go. I loved going to the grocery store and spending money. Just what I wanted to do! I did not have a great time spending Friday night with Richard, Melinda, Dave, and Rodney at Village Inn. I so did not enjoy going to the movies with some friends to see Mall Cop. {Which was not funny at all}

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