Desperate times are upon me. I am being forced to take action. I have no choice, I must move very very quickly ok, there is no reason to lie, at a speed somewhat faster than my normal pace … my father has been abducted & the aliens who have him will not return him. It would appear from the intelligence that I have been able to gather, they are making him work like a borrowed mule & are only feeding him crack in a box krispy kreme doughnuts. How can he possibly survive on that? He is probably famished & missing his princessly daughter at home so bad he cannot hardly stand himself. Knowing my daddy as I do, I bet he is putting on a cheerful face & trying his best to make his abducters think he is enjoying his most unfortunate incarceration in the dungeon they have been keeping him in. And if that isn’t bad enough, they are holding other’s captive as well & making them slave for long periods of time also. The evidence would seem to indicate that his cellular device has been rendered ineffective also, because if it hadn’t been, I’m sure he would’ve called previously stated princess daughter on an hourly or at least daily basis to tell her how much he missed her & how quickly she should come retrieve him from the evil ones. I am seriously considering sending out a search party, which will include at least one Animal & possibly a Bubba, code names of course, cause no one really goes by those names in real life, to stake out the secret location in which he is being held captive. Surely his vehicle has been chunked up & sold for parts, otherwise he would’ve used it to escape. If you should spot the alien captors, please use caution as they are ferly dangerous individuals & may be using a beautiful child as a ploy to throw my peeps off their track. If all else fails, I may be forced to call in Captain Kirk & his enterprising crew, better known as Barb, Rita & Marilyn. And as an absolute last resort, I may have to travel with the man of my house to said location & retrieve him myself. Of course, I will have to spend an immense amount of time consoling the above stated beautiful child by hugging, kissing & playing with her for many hours before I make my escape …

So now you fathernapping meannie head aliens, let my daddy go! And, do not even bother trying to tell me he is enjoying spending a well deserved weeks vacation with his Son, Brad & his youngest grandaughter Emma Joy, doing Bapa things, guy things & using power tools, because I don’t believe it for a minute. He misses me terribly and is probably crying himself to sleep as I type this … bless his heart.

So what if I’m 40, I am still a daddy’s girl!

ps: I accept no responsibility for any trips made to krispy kreme, it was not my fault … you junkie!

me.