* they’re just a product of their raisin’ …
Hi peeps. Let’s just jump right in tonight. It’s getting late & I need a hot bubble bath in a bad way. But before I start the warm suddzie water … I have to share something with you tonight. I have known, at least the majority of my life, that I live in a small, somewhat, hickish town. Now don’t get me wrong, I love my little piece of paradise here in the good ole south but there are days even us southerners have to shake our heads and say “please tell me that did not just happen” … tonight was one of those times. I was driving home from Bible Study, (which went well, thank you for asking) and Anna calls my cellular mobile device. I of course
answer it right when it started singing at me pull over to the side of the road, come to a complete stop & answer it. The following conversation insued:
Anna: (giggly) Mom!
me: (wondering why she is so chipper) yes Anna?
Anna: (still giggly) are you listening to the radio?
me: (confused) um no Anna, I’ve got a cd playing, why?
Anna: (snickering) omg! you will NOT believe what just happened on 103.7! I am so driving down the road and they are doing this dedication thing and these really hick sounding women (she is now doing her “trashy woman” impersonation) called and they are lettin’ um tawk and you will never believe where they are from or what they said!
me: (switching from cd to radio) what did they say Anna?
Anna (still sounding “trashy”) they said “we just wanna wish our hero Nature Boy Rick Flair a happy birthday from Taylorsville (which sounded like tellersville) Woooooo”!!! Can you even believe that? It was so freakin’ funny! they even said it in unison!
me: well I guess we should all be very proud here in Taylorsville tonight.
So for all you redneck women, on your front porches, in your bare feet with a baby on your hip … can I please just send you a big ole “wooooo” from tellersville tonight in honor of the, most popular wrassler ever, Nature Boy Rick Flair’s birthday. Now … go take down the christmas lights on your trellers for pete’s sake, it’s February already.