* “Not Me Monday” …

Posted on March 2nd, 2009 by melinda in "Not Me Monday"

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Hi peeps. It is once again time for “Not Me Monday”. What is it that I did not do this week? Are you a wee bit curious? If not, just smile, look amused and I will never know the difference. To start with, I did not enjoy having a productive week at work, I would much rather feel overwhelmed & distraught, it’s so much more fun than looking at my neat clean desk. And I should not send a thank you chirp to my partner in crime dear friend Heather for not helping me get caught up on the work I didn’t do. I most certainly did not ask Chrisi to make me a facebook thingie for the soul purpose of introducing my blog to friends I don’t see often enough to guilt them into reading it in person. And then end up being really glad to connect with some old friends I haven’t talked to in years. It was no fun at all catching up, nope, none, nada. There is also no way under the sun that I truly loved spending my Friday evening on a daughter, mama & Tonya dinner date … even if I didn’t want to get out of my pajama’s to go. I am not the least bit excited that this week is my beautiful niece’s very first birthday and we are traveling caravan style (kind of like the Clampett’s going to Beverly Hill’s) to TN for her birthday party. I’m sure we won’t have a lick of fun. I did not, much to my dismay, discover what a bunch of hick friends I have, including mr. preacher man, my bff Cat, my younger daughter & Heather, whom all publicaly admitted to knowing Nature Boy Rick Flair trivia that no normal person should ever have knowledge of, much less admit to knowing in public. And I would never say such a thing as “to be the man you gotta beat the man … Wooooo!” cause I don’t even know any wrassler tawk! I did not laugh at them until my chubby little tummy hurt, nope not me. Because I am an intelligent adult, I would have under no circumstances sat out in the cold rain all day Saturday watching soccer to show my love & dedication for my younger daughter, I don’t even understand soccer! And lastly, I am not the luckiest mama in the world! My oldest daughter would never be so sweet as to go buy her mama an early mother’s day gift … a brand new digital camera, so I can take actual pictures and not cell phone pictures to post on our blog. She’s never nice so I know she didn’t do such a kind thing for me.

Now it’s your turn! Last week a had a couple of new “Not Me’s” and I loved reading them. So scoot on down to the comment section and tell us what you possitively did not do last week! Go on, whatcha waitin’ for?

ps: you should absolutely not go check out Chrisi’s new blog either. It isn’t in the least bit cute.


3 Comments on “* “Not Me Monday” …”

  1. chrisi

    now you can come read mine on my own blog :)

  2. chrisi

    i’m glad you are enjoying your camera, that i so did not get you :) love you

  3. carma

    “don’t see them enough to guilt them in person” – lol I’ve given up getting friends to read any of my nonsense :-)

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