* “Not Me Monday” …

Posted on March 16th, 2009 by melinda in "Not Me Monday"

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week

Are you ready? Have you been secretly waiting all week for my “Not Me Monday’s” … ok, just pretend you were and play along, I’m really very simple to please.

So what is it that your loving blog author possitively did not do this week? Well let me start by saying, I absolutely did not bake a pound cake, nope that was not me and if you thought it was, you my friend are sadly mistaken.

I most certainly did not spend any spare time I managed to have this weekend reading until the wee hours of the morning about Pioneer Woman and Marlboro Man’s romance … how silly would that have been (btw, if I had, which I didn’t, I might still not be finished and I have to work tomorrow which is absolutely not causing me a quandry in my blog reading time management skills) I also would not recommend if you have, oh lets say a free month for blog reading, that you go check out her blog … and when you do … do not blame me that you have no clean underwear in your house and your family is laying on the floor with bloated bellies from near starvation, cause it will not be my fault!

I would never have had an impulse to shout Woooo! during the middle of mr. preacher man’s sermon on Sunday, I know for a fact that he did not give a shout out to the greatest wrassler of all time Nature Boy Rick Flair mid sermon not causing me to nearly commit blasphomy right in the church house … that would never happen.

I, in no way shape or form missed my handsome husband while he was on yet another road trip to Kansas this weekend cause we ain’t in Kansas anymore Toto … not that I have ever been in Kansas in the first place, I just wanted to say that for some unexplainable reason. And I would never admit that I am looking forward to finishing this post, taking a hot bath and snuggling up in our warm cozy bed (with two huge dogs between us) and going dreaming off to laa laa land listening to him have more conversation in his sleep than he does in an entire week of waking hours.

I am not bewildered by the fact that I know none of you are going to post your own “Not Me’s” so I’m not even going to bother to ask you to … causey’allareabunchastickinthemuds!


2 Comments on “* “Not Me Monday” …”

  1. chrisi

    thank you for the fabulous pound cake with fruit and whipped cream that you did not make! love you!

  2. chrisi

    i’m not happy that you made me addicted to the pioneer woman’s blog.

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