* Saturday morning funny stuff …

Posted on March 21st, 2009 by melinda in Another day in the life of me.

Goodmorning! It is prior to 8:00 am and I am up and at um … ok, fine, I’m up! I was just busy cleaning out my email box for the week and have laughed till my rollie pollie tummy hurts, so I thought I would share some of my electronic mail messages with y’all this morning.

Since some of you don’t know this, I should splain it to you. We are in the process of building a new church (remind me I need to post some pictures of the progress of our new church sometime) but anyway, as I have pointed out, I go to a small church, but not only is it small, we are not the most financially lucrative church around either. I got a huge kick out of this snippit of a church humor email from my wonderful cousin Wendy. And the funniest part is … I can so see mr. preacher man working it into a sermon soon (tactfully of course, as only he can do)

There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: ‘I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it’s still out there in your pockets.’

And then, moving right along … my bff Cat sends me these pictures!

this must be me, Cat & Michele gettin’ ready for a night out …

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me, Cat & Camilla gettin’ our groove on … can you say “dancing queens” … (are you singing that song in your pretty little heads now? you’re welcome)!

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and this tidbit from Jodie …

this makes me laugh because I am just this untechnologically advanced!

Three Ladies in a Sauna

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE
BEEP STOPPED.

THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. ‘THAT WAS MY PAGER,’ SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, ‘THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.’

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.

SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID………WELL,
WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT….
I’M GETTING A FAX!!

and I saved the best for last … my personal favorite, because she always makes me smile!

Emma Joy says “TGIF” … she leads such a rough life ya know, she’s always glad to see Friday role around!
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hope you got a smile this morning … have a wonderful Saturday!

ps: don’t forget to send Amy a happy birthday email!

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One Comment on “* Saturday morning funny stuff …”

  1. Jodie

    Glad I could make you laugh!!! Have a great weekend!!!!

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