* oh, you still live here? …

Posted on June 19th, 2009 by melinda in my not so normal family

I know I am suppose to be in bed, but I cannot not share this with y’all!

Apparantly there is a rule that Richard and I were unaware of until tonight. So for all of you parents who will one day have children pretending to move out of your house, I am going to share this important new found knowledge with you … cause I’m sweet like that.

If your child moves in with your other child (in your daddies basement compartment) and the older childs boyfriend is staying the night and you happen to have a rule that if he stays your older child has to sleep upstairs at her Bapa’s … and your younger daughter who is suppose to be spending the night at her friends house decides to come home instead … she will show up in your driveway at midnight because she cannot sleep in the compartment with sisters boyfriend either. Did that make one lick of sense?

If you happen to not have bought a drink at the store for the house but the camper is full of drinks, your husband may decide to walk outside at midnight in his boxer briefs and cowboy boots to fetch himself a cold sundrop.

Your younger child will inevitably pull into the driveway unannounced at the exact same time your husband is halfway across the front yard. This will cause your husband to hoof it back to the house in a big hurry before your daughter shines the headlight spotlight right on his scantly clad self.

This will cause hysterical laughter on your part!

goodnight.

me.

7 Comments on “* oh, you still live here? …”

  1. Bobbi

    Melinda, you guys are hilarious! I am so glad you told me about your (bawg). I enjoy knowing crazy stuff goes on at other peoples houses too. Thanks for sharing little snippets of your life, it helps us to9 stop taking ourselves so seriously sometimes. Have a great time camping, tell everyone we said hi.

  2. Jodie

    Melinda…you always have your camera…what happened? Just kidding!!!

  3. courtney

    I laughed out loud at this & called mom from across the room…

  4. tony jones

    Hey even from the edge of the atlantic ocean I still read the blog. Got to keep up with my girls

  5. Judy

    I am so glad we are not the only ones that have a not so normal house. Yours is so funny.
    You need to be on tv. It would make a good comedy.

  6. Marjorie Markham

    Maybe your girls should text each other when someone is spending the night. As far at the drink fetcher goes, good thing he wasn’t in the buff. If he was like kevin, he would have just kept going and got the drink. This was hysterical.

  7. Amy Barnes

    LOVE IT!!

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