* jump! kick! hit! you stupid little man …

Posted on November 20th, 2009 by melinda in Another day in the life of me.


I have a confession to make.  I am really really bad at video games.  Nearly as bad as I am at singing.  I have no, nada, none, zero hand eye cordination.  And, my fingers and thumbs do not move anywhere near fast enough.  If you read the little chat box update thing, you know that we hung out at Cathy’s tonight.  She and Jimmy had all the youth and lots of young adults and big adults over tonight for a weinnie roast & games.  I’ll tell you all about it tomorrow.  But before I go to bed tonight, I have to tell you this.  Cathy and I had a UFC fight on the xbox.  Can I just say, what the crap!  I would’ve been less worn out if we would’ve just thrown down for real right in her living room.  I would’ve “tapped out” had I been able to figure out which one of the 67 controller buttons to push to tap out.  I couldn’t even make the thing fall down on purpose.  It was very sad.  The boys, who were trying to show us what to do, were not much help.  They can make that control thing work like magic.  Pfff … not me.  Not Cat either.  It won’t even listen if you hollar at it.  Not that I, being the grown up that I am, would ever have hollared out loud at a video game.  I just meant when Cathy was yelling and screaming at it, it wouldn’t listen.  Cause she isn’t as grown up as me and acts silly sometimes.  Seriously, you need a degree from Harvard to work the thing.  I surely hope I am more successfull in the Mt. Wesley Smackdown on hunger than I am at video UFC smaking down … if I’m not, there are going to be some very hungry people around these here parts.


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