* regret …
Dear daddy Richard,
I am so very sorry I tried to eat you. I was only trying to protect my sacred bacon wrapper, you’re arm just got in the way. It really was an accident. Yea yea, I know I didn’t let go and my teeth are really sharpe, but dude, it was bacon, give a guy a break. I promise if you will just let me back in the house I won’t ever try to kill you again … pinky swear! I don’t really care if you let Tulsa back in or not, that’s her problem … I’m all about the Dozer dog getting back in to your warm cozy bed good graces. Yes, I am grateful you didn’t shoot me in the head or send me off to the pound for a long nap, but geez buddy, how long do you plan on being angry cause I gotta tell ya, I am freezing my behind off out here. It’s not good for my manhood if you know what I mean. I am certain I have learned my lesson. I will be waiting patiently on the steps for your answer.
love,
dozer
That is too funny. Hope Richard was not hurt too bad. Maybe they both learned from this experience.
They should be on a greeting card that say’s….. have you ever had a really bad day……….?!?
Does my grandpuppy want to come visit his granny Null?
i do believe he is missing his granny null!